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Welcome to the slopfest
I LIKE BIG BURGS & I CANNOT LIE
We use Impossible for our burgers • You can sub a Black Bean Patty for No Charge. Gluten Free Options Available.
Basic Betty
4 oz Hand Patty w/ Dirty V Sauce, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Burger, Pickles + (add cheez +1.5)
12
Big Betty
Basic Betty Burg w/ An Extra Patty + (add cheez +1.5)
15
SMac Down
4 oz Hand Patty, Housemade Mac n Chz, weak sauce, onion, crispy onions, pickles
14
Dirty South
4 oz Hand Patty, jalapeño bourbon bbq sauce, onion, texas chili, carolina slaw, mustaa
13
Lil' Kim 🌶
4 oz Hand Patty, Housemade Kimchi, Fire in the Hole Sauce
14
Naughty Cowgirl 🌶
4 oz Hand Patty, barbie-coup sauce, onion, cheddar cheese, crispy onions, Smurf ranch
14
El Sucio 🌶🌶
4 oz Hand Patty, nuclear waste sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion, queso sauce, jalapeño, cilantro
14
Patty Slaps
Bigazz 6 oz Hand Patty, Texas Toast, Grilled Onion, Dirty V Sauce, queso sauce
14
DIRTY DOGS
Basic Frank
Plain Ol' Dog w/ Mustard & Ketchup
7
Sloppy Coney Dawg
dog, chili, queso chz, onion, dirty v sauce, house pickle relish
9
Carolina Dirty Dawg
Dog, Chili, Slaw, Mustard, Diced Onion
9
BAHN CHI Bow Wow 🌶
Dog, Housemade Kimchi, Fire in the Hole Sauce, Jalapeño, Cilantro
9
CHIK'N
6 or 12 Piece Chik'n Nugget
Rebellyous Chik' Nuggs that will match any fast food spot around.
6.5 / 13
Fried Chik'n Sando
vegan chik'n patty, hunni mustard, lettuce, pickle on soft white roll
12
GIMME SOME WAFFLE FRIES
PLAIN JANE
basket of crispy waffle fries (add a dip +1)
6.5
Big Nasty
Chili, Cheese, Onion, Cilantro, Smurf Ranch
12
Trash Talker 🌶
The Ultimate Vegan Garbage Plate
Fries, Patty, Mac n Chz, Chili, Onions, Shredduce, Tomato, Dirty V Sauce, Weak Sauce
19
BOOFALO Gal 🌶
buffalo weak sauce, smurf ranch
8
The Unforgivable 🌶🌶🌶
IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW. Fries, Fire in the Hole Sauce, Reaper Me a New One Sauce
9
MAC ATTACK
Simple smac down
Oodles of Noodles Slathered in Creamy Cheese Sauce
8
Signature Kimchee Mac 🌶
tasty Mac n cheese, tossed with Grilled KimchiGochujang Sauce, Crispy Onion, Cilantro
13
Chico Malo 🌶
Mac topped w/ jalapeño, nuclear waste sauce, chili, cilantro
12
Atomic Mac 🌶🌶🌶
Mac Topped w/ reap-me-a-new one sauce, smurf ranch, and jalapeños toreados
12
DEM GREENZ
Caesar Salad
romaine, vegan parm, housemade caesar dressing
SM - 6.50 / L - 11.50
WEEKEND BREAKFAST
SATURDAY & SUNDAY ONLY • 11AM - 3PM
THE DIRTY GRIDDLE
Impossible sausage, vegan egg, chz served on a pancake bun
13.5
Fresh baked bagel
fresh bagel, toasted w/ your choice of toppings
vegan butter (included)
jelly +.50 / mixed berry • grape • strawberry
cream cheese +2.50 / plain • strawberry • veggie
3.5 + add
LOX OF LOVE BAGEL
toasted bagel, cream cheese, housemade carrot salmon "lox", dill, cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, capers
11.75
BACUN, EGG, CHZ SANDO
Vegan bacun, egg & chz served on texas toast
12
The Little Donkey Breakfast Burrito
vegan egg, Impossible sausage, queso, hashbrowns, jalapeño toriatos, onion, tomato and cilantro wrapped in a large tortilla served with a side of nuclear waste sauce
13
BRUNCH BURGER
4 oz hand patty w/ vegan egg, bacun, lto, dirty v sauce with slice of cheese
15.5
PANCAKES
3 house-made oat-based fluffy buttermilk pancakes topped w/ vegan butter and served with a side of syrup
add whipped cream +2
add strawberries +1
12
5 brioche style French toast stix served with powdered sugar and syrup for dipping
7
THE ULTIMATE DUMPSteR FIRE Tray
mac n chz, 2 hashbrown patties, vegan egg, sausage patty, bacun, tomato, onion, hot sauce, smurf ranch
18
SIDES
Hashbrown Patty • +$3.00
Impossible Sausage • +$3.00
Umaro Bacun • +$3.00
Vegan Egg •+$3.00
Jelly • +$0.50
Syrup • +$.50
LITTLE MESSES
size does matter. kid's 12 & under only • must be purchased with adult entree
Big Cheez
2 Slices Cheddar Cheez Melted Between 2 Pieces of Texas toast
6
Lil' Betty
Plain Burger w/ Ketchup & Mustard + (add cheez +1.5)
7
Lil' Frank
Plain Dog w/ Ketchup & Mustard
7
GET SAUCY
Smurf Ranch
Housemade buttermilk Ranch but BLUE
1
Dirty V Sauce
Our Signature special sauce
1
Barbie Coup Sauce
She's Sweet w/ a Kick, Sriracha jalapeño bourbon BBQ Sauce
1
House Cheese Sauce
tangy, yummy, SAUCY
3
Fire in the Hole Sauce
Spicy Sriracha gochujang aioli
1
Weaksauce
Mildish Buffalo
1
Reap Me a New One Sauce
Chyeah, You'll Feel It In The Mornin'. She's a CAROLINA REAPER Girl.
1
Nuclear Waste Sauce
Cilantro & Jalapeño sauce
1
SHAKE IT UP & SWEETS
Basic AF Vanilla SHake
A Basic Vanilla Shake
8.50
Basic AF STRAWBERRY SHAke
A Basic strawberry Shake
8.50
Basic AF Chocolate SHAKE
A Basic Chocolate Shake
8.50
Root Beer Float
A Basic Chocolate Shake
8
SoFt SERVE SWIRL
in a cup or a cone • chocolate / Vanilla / swirl
6
CONFETTI GRAFFITI Cake
actually a slice of cake• confetti sprinkles, vanilla with buttercream frosting
8.50
PUMPKIN SPICE CAKE
actually a slice of cake• pumpkin spice and everything nice
8.50
BREWSKIS
Lynwood Brewing Co - Light Lager
Lager - DRAFT
6
Lynwood Brewing Co - Hop On Top
American IPA
6
Lynwood Brewing Co - Back That Razz Up
raspberry wheat ale
6
Panacea Brewing Co - Passion Berry Dragonfruit Kombucha
Non-Alcoholic Draft Kombucha
6
Panacea Brewing Company - Tripleberry Hard Kombucha
Hard Kombucha / Jun7.5% ABV
7
Red Oak - Amber Lager (Canned)
5
Panacea Brewing Company - Peach Basil
Hard Kombucha / Jun7.5% ABV
7
Panacea Brewing Company - Raspberry Lemonade
Hard Kombucha / Jun7.5% ABV
7
co*ckTAILS
House Margarita
tequila blanco, triple sec, house-made sour, fresh lime, splash of citrus soda
12
Mudslide
vegan coffee liquer, baileys almande, chocolate & vanilla soft serve, oatmilk (a boozy shake!)
13
sparkling Strawberry Lemonade
strawberry vodka, house strawberry lemonade, lemon-lime soda
11
CAROLINA Mule
bourbon, all-natural ginger beer, fresh lime juice
12
Disclaimer: Please inform your server of any allergies or dietary restrictions. While we strive to accommodate special requests, please be aware that our facility is not certified allergen-free. We source plant-based products, but cannot guarantee that our suppliers’ manufacturing processes are completely free from allergens or cross-contamination. Customers with severe allergies should exercise caution and discretion when dining with us. Our facility contains gluten, soy, wheat, and nuts.
